Tom: Em E|-7---3----7-3-0--|----0-7--3--0----|-5p0---3p0---2p0-| B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| [Verse 1] G My dad he sought to teach me all the rules of mathematics C I absorbed all of his lessons now I sometimes wish I hadn’t G cause now I know to add up, put two and two together D I'm curious if ignorance would not have suit me better G I set sail for Washington and the hardest part of moving C is the tourist traps that snare you and I got the shirt to prove it G I want a hotter body and a cooler sense of style D want to corner every market in the country by the time I [Bridge] A by the time I turn 25, the time I learn to drive A# N.C. oh, I'm behind the curve 'cause I'm not famous as a child alright [Chorus] G I have a thought it's alright C I write a song it's alright G you sing along it's alright D at rock bottom, I'm still better than I've been in my life G [Verse 2] G I'm waiting for the vampires to leave their homes to feed C so I can swoop and take their parking spot, its’ tough out on the street G when it's every monster for themselves but I am not a monster though D I just want to park my Mazda close to home as possible G I always push the people further asking for a bit more C but lately all these comments make me careful what I fish for G you told me I'm intractable, I only nod my head D but then I had to suck it up and finally google what it meant, it's alright [Chorus] G I have a thought it's alright C I write a song it's alright G you sing along it's alright D at rock bottom I'm still better than I've been in my life G I waste my time I'm alright C I lose my keys I'm alright G I pet a dog I'm alright D I got talent and my mama told me that I'm alright [Verse 3] G Pick a poem, any poem just don't let me see it C I scratch clever lines down on my bus ride discretely G the bumps shake my hand like it’s so nice to meet me D now I can't read my notes but they're not worth repeating [Bridge] A I've been looking for a pattern in the data that I've gathered A# B turns out all you want’s a chorus it’s the only part that matters... Alright! [Chorus] G I have a thought it's alright C I write a song it's alright G you sing along it's alright D G at rock bottom I'm still better than I've been in my life