Tom: D G D A D [Verse] D I pulled into the regular pump G D I was feelin' quite at ease E A I rolled down my window and told the man, "Fifty cents worth please" G D Then out jumped my partner with his trusty pellet gun D D A D He said, "Boy, this is a holdup, keep 'a pumpin' and don't run" [Chorus] G A D And now I wish I was somewhere other than here G A E A Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer G A D Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here G D Cause that great fillin' station holdup A D Cost me two good years [Verse] D G D We got fifteen dollars and a can of STP D E A A big ole jar of cashew nuts and a Japanese TV G D Feelin' we had pulled the biggest heist of our career D D We're wanted men, we'll strike again A D But first let's have a beer [Chorus] G A D And now I wish I was somewhere other than here G A E A Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer G A D Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here G D Cause that great fillin' station holdup A D Cost me two good years [Verse] D G D We were sittin in the Crystal, bout as drunk as we could be D E A In walks a deputy sheriff and he's holdin our TV G D He roughed us and he cuffed us and he tooks us off to jail D A D No picture on a poster, no reward and no bail [Chorus] G A D And now I wish I was somewhere other than here G A E A Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer G A D Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here G D Cause that great fillin' station holdup A D Cost me two good years [outro] D Cause that great fillin' station holdup A D Cost me two good years