Tom: D intro D G A D G A D G A D G A D Boat drinks G A D Boys in the band ordered boat drinks G A D Visitors scored on the home rink G A D G A Everything seems to be wrong D G A D Lately newspapers mentioned cheap airfare G A D I gotta fly to St. Somewhere G A D I'm close to bodily harm G A D 20 degrees and the hockey game's on G A D Nobody cares, they're way too far gone, screaming D G A D Boat drinks, something to keep 'em all warm D G A D This morning I shot six holes in my freezer G A D I think I've got cabin fever G A D Somebody sound the alarm Bridge: Fmaj7 C I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow G C Could you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott? Fmaj7 C Any old place here on Earth or in space E A G F#m Em You pick the century and I'll pick the spot solo But I know I should be leaving this climate I've got a verse but can't rhyme it I gotta go where it's warm Boat drinks Waitress, I need two more boat drinks Then I'm heading south 'fore my dream shrinks