Tom: Bm Em I always pass on cigarettes G F# Em But I’ll spit my smoke straight into your lungs Em My words will pierce so don’t forget your G F# Em shield, For I tote a loaded gun. Yes I do [Chorus] G You’re the perfect man You’re the perfect man F# You’re the perfect man Em In your head G But mister perfect man Who are you to judge F# When you’re livin’ life N.C. Em Like you’re already dead [Verse] Em I was not born just yesterday G F# Em So don’t you patronize me for the way I look Em I ain’t no sheep so save your wolf G F# Em And I ain’t no fish so save your hook [Chorus] G You’re the perfect man You’re the perfect man F# You’re the perfect man Em In your head G But mister perfect man Who are you to judge F# When you’re livin’ life N.C. Em Like you’re already dead [Verse] Em G The hurt behind your angry eyes was not my prize F# Em So don’t you look at me Em I hold my hope out for the most G F# Em But for your soul I got no sympathy No I don’t [Chorus] G You’re the perfect man You’re the perfect man F# You’re the perfect man Em In your head G But mister perfect man Who are you to judge F# When you’re livin’ life N.C. Like you’re already dead