Tom: D D C G D C G D [Verse 1] D There's a system in the backwoods C There's a way of doin' things G D If you break in we don't leave all of the fun to the police C D C I just heard a bunch of racket comin' from the back screen door G D Soon as you step in I'm gonna drop you on the kitchen floor C G F 'Cause we ain't playin', we ain't playin' [Chorus] D C G D My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it D C G D Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it D C G D Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house D C G D C I'll have gone in less than one, 'cause out here I am 911 G D C G I am 911 [Verse 2] D Texas has the Castle Doctrine C Florida, Georgia, Idaho G D Carolinas, Oklahoma they're all here to let you know C D C But then we got New York, New Jersey with a duty to retreat G D I guess they'd rather have you dead than to protect your family C And that's why… [Chorus] D C G D My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it D C G D Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it D C G D Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house D C G F C G I'll have the job already done, 'cause out here I am 911 [Bridge] D C G That Sheriff, he can't save you D C G It'll already be too late D C G But that gun will sure protect you A F G That will let you see another day [Chorus] D G F My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it D C G D Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it D C G D Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house D C G D C But I'll have gone in less than one, 'cause out here I am 911 G D C G D I am 911.