Tom: G
D Cadd9 G
[Chorus]
G
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
G
Liquor and whores
[Verse 1]
G
I was down
Am
Drinkin' at the legion
C
I met a girl
D G
She was nice, she was pretty and pleasin’
G
She said hey boy
Am
We should do some marryin’
C D G
I said sure, but before we do, there’s something you should know
[Chorus]
G
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
G
Liquor and whores
[Instrumental]
G Em C D G
G Em C D G
[Verse 2]
G
And the one night
Am
Down at the legion
C
She walked in
D G
I was drunk on gin, dancin’ with a ladyfriend
G
She said hey boy
Am
You better fly the fuck home
C D G
I said no, 'cause of five little words, coulda swore I said to you
[Chorus]
G
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
G
Liquor and whores
G
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
G
Liquor and whores
