Tom: D
D
[Verse 1]
D A7
I've been afraid of big words since I was a kid
D
I thought that I'd get over it somehow I never did
G
Usually it's no big deal but every now and then
D A7 D
Your audaciously loquacious! Ahhhh! It kicks in again
[Verse 2]
D A7
I went to a specialist and said what's wrong with me
D
Based upon your test results it's not hard to see
G
If you're afraid of lengthy words, you're not the only one
D A7 D
Here's what your condition's called but this won't be much fun.
[Chorus]
D A7
Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia
D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
G
If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a
D A7 D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
[Verse 3]
D A7
I'm not even joking, believe it or not
D
Though it's absurd that's the word I don't like a lot
G
There's one thing I know for sure so listen if you please
D A7 D
Whoever came up with the word did not have this disease.
[Chorus]
D A7
Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia
D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
G
If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a
D A7 D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
[Verse 4]
D A7
I was in my science class when I started screaming
D
It was cuz of a video the teacher was streaming
G
It was about a lung disease I hope they all get better
D A7 D
But whoever named it gave it way too many letters.
N.C.
I mean really who would name a disease
"Pneumono-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcano-con-iosis"
N.C.
Not very sensitive to people who have…
[Chorus]
D A7
Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia
D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
G
If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a
D A7 D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
(faster)
D A7
Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia
D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
G
If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a
D A7 D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
D A7
Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia
D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
G
If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a
D A7 D
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
D D
Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia
