Tom: C
C F G
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
[Verse 1]
C F G
A duck walked up to a corner store
C F G
And he said to the woman, running the store
C F G C F G
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
C
The woman said
F G
"No, it's a corner store
C F G
I mean grapes aren't really what we're known for
C F
We've got some grape drinks?"
G
The duck said
C
They kinda stink.
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
'Til the very next day
F G
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
[Verse 2]
C F G
When the duck walked up to the corner store
C F G
And he said to the woman, running the store
C F G C F G
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
C
The woman said
F G
"Oh, it's you again, duck
C F G
I already told you you're out of luck
C
We got some grape gum?"
F G
The duck said
C
"I'll take none."
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
'Til the very next day
F G
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
[Verse 3]
C F G
When the duck walked up to the corner store
C F G
And he said to the woman, running the store
C F G C F G
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
C
The woman said
F G
"Look, I'm trying not to shout
C F G
But please either buy something or get out!
C F
We don't sell fruit!"
G
The duck said
C
I'm kinda cute.
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle)
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
'Til the very next day
F G
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
C F G
[Verse 4]
C F G
When the duck walked up to the corner store
C F G
And he said to the woman, running the store
C F G C F G
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
C
The woman said "THAT'S IT!
F G
The next time you ask for grapes
C F G
I'm gonna tape you to the wall with this duct tape
C F
Do I make myself clear?"
G
The duck said
C
"Yes, dear."
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle)
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
'Til the very next day
F G
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
[Verse 5]
C F G
When the duck walked up to the corner store
C F G
And he said to the woman, running the store
C F G C
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any grape chapstick?"
F
"What?"
G C
"Got any grape chapstick?"
F G
"Actually we do
C F G
But you don't have any money do you?"
C F G
"Do you think you could...
C F G
Do you think you could...
C F G C
Do you think you could... put it on my bill?
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle)
F G C
Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
