Tom: Cm Cm Ab G Folks, here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher, Cm Ab G She was a low-down hoochie-cootcher, Cm Ab G She was the roughest, toughest frail, Cm G But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale. [Chorus] Cm Ab G Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi! (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!) (Say what everything you want here :) ) Cm Ab G Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho! (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!) Cm Ab G He-de-he-de-he-de-he! (He-de-he-de-he-de-he!) Cm G [Verse 2] Cm Ab G She messed around with a bloke named Smoky, Cm Ab G She loved him though he was cokie, Cm Ab G He took her down to Chinatown, Cm G And he showed her how to kick the gong around. [Chorus] Cm Ab G Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi! (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!) (Again anything you want) Cm Ab G Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho! (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!) Cm Ab G Whoooooaaaaah! (Whoooooaaaaah!) [Kazoo solo] Cm Ab G x3 [Kazoo Chorus] Cm Ab G x3 [Verse 3] Cm Ab G She had a dream about the king of Sweden, Cm Ab G He gave her things that she was needin', Cm Ab G He gave her a home built of gold and steel, Cm G A diamond car with a platinum wheel. [Chorus] (faster now) Cm Ab G A-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya! (A-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!) Cm Ab G Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho! (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!) Cm Ab G He-de-he-de-he-de-he! (He-de-he-de-he-de-he!) Cm Ab G O-eh-o-eh-o-eh! (O-eh-o-eh-o-eh!) Cm Ab G A-hi-a-hi! (A-hi-a-hi!) Cm Ab G O-eh-hey! (O-eh-hey!) [Outro] Ab7 Poor Min, G Poor Minnie, Cm Oohhhh...