My lazy ass My lazy ass Think I’ll sit for a bit On my lazy ass Hope I don’t have a kid Who’s a lazy ass What a lazy ass He’ll make trips to the market and Vacuum my carpet For my lazy ass For my lazy ass (get em boy) We’re all just the laziest of lazies Maybe we can tie each other Down to the ground We’ll find comfort in company and Bask in mediocrity Don’t walk to work Or join a team We’ll flex for fun Feel nothing in-between My lazy ass La la la My lazy ass La la la Hope I find a lady Who’s fine with being lazy She’s the greatest ass! She's the greatest ass! We’re all just the laziest of lazies Maybe we can get it together Someday Someway No way