I'm gonna take a chainsaw and hack and slash A beautiful statue of you With my hands around your neck I’m gonna squeeze and squeeze My lips and give you a big fat smooch Yeah! I'll paint the walls red With poems of adoration I hope you fucking choke On your words of infatuation Tuff love bitch Is another word for a female dog And should never be used to degrade women I'm gonna smother you to death With these loving arms I hope you fucking diet Because health is very important With my knife I’ll cut and slash Cute designs onto a card for you I'll put you six feet deep Into a brand new swimming pool You'll be staring right down a barrel of Cute puppies to play with I'll take your fucking breath away With the softest, tenderest kiss