Let's lock dick lips
Give it up for the world
And how they taught sex-ed
I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected
I always thought that making love was such a strange thing
Especially when you decorate your cock with a ring
I'm not too sure what it's for
But I think that it's cool
I'm about to get butt naked
And Jack off into the pool
And when I'm done with that
I'll probably shave off all my hair
And cover myself in mustard
And throw myself down the stairs
I want to deep throat your balls
With my ass cheeks
While I bounce on your sack
We'll call it gymnastics
I'll make your nuts bounce like a Pogo stick
Have you seen my ass?
You know that shit is extra thick
Every motherfucker has something to say
Bitch, I'm like Burger King
You can have it your way
Tuck your balls back
And squeeze them with your ass
Sometimes I wonder
What it's like to be a car
Get leaded up on gasoline
And hit my dick with a spark
Now let's do like a roller coaster
And ride your life away
Despite the constant negative press coffee
Let me tell you something
About how to use a condom
Make sure you get it extra small
So it's wrapped around your cock
Tie it in a knot, then cut the tip of it off
If you don't have a condom
Then you can use a sock
Or just put your dick into a mini-headlock
Remember, double penetration makes it way more safe
I'll suck every single person in the human race
Have you ever wondered
What it's like inside a copper pipe?
Cause if you stick your dick in
You can start to do what's called the angry plumber
It's basically a blowjob but without the hummer
Give it up for the world
And how they taught sex-ed
I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected
I don't need no butterflies in my dumbass tummy
'Cause Brojob taught me how to do
The unprotected dummy
Basically you swing your dick around
Like it's a sword
Until you lose all feeling in your cock
And then get bored
Twist your nipples and slam your dick
In the refrigerator door
Send them to the slobber house
