Tom: G
G E D Am C Cadd9
E x 3 x x x x x
A x 2 2 x x 3 3
D x x 2 x 2 x 2
G x x x 2 2 2 x
B x 3 3 3 1 1 3
e x 3 3 2 x x 3
*When she plays the D chord sometimes she hammers on her picky onto the little e on 3rd
[Verse 1]
G
I wish you would cheat on me
E
I wish I could catch you in a lie
Cadd9
I wish you would call me up
D
And let me down and listen to me cry
G
I wish you would break my heart
E
I wish you could look me in the eye
Cadd9
And tell me there's another woman
D
And just tell me "goodbye"
[Chorus 1]
Cadd9 G
Then I'd say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"
Cadd9 G
Then I could make you feel real bad 'cause my mama thought you hung the moon
Am
Then I could tell everyone
Just what you've done
C
And we'd be history
G
I wish you would cheat on me
[Verse 2]
G
I wish this could be enough
E
I wish I could sleep at night
Cadd9
I wish I didn't hate myself
D
'Cause when I lie it just don't feel right
G
I wish there was a tight red dress
E
I wish there was whiskey and wine
Cadd9
I wish you'd get down on your knees
D
Begging, "Baby, please, it was just one time"
[Chorus 1]
Cadd9 G
Then I'd say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"
Cadd9 G
Then I could make you feel real bad 'cause my mama thought you hung the moon
Am
Then I could tell everyone
Just what you've done
C
And we'd be history
G
I wish you would cheat on me
[Bridge]
E Cadd9
You've never done me wrong and you never will
Am E D
Oh, but if I broke all of the rules you would love me still
[Chorus 2]
D Cadd9 G
Don't make me say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon"
Cadd9 G
I know you're gonna feel like hell and your mama thought I hung the moon
Am
Then you could tell everyone
E
Just what I'd done
C*
And we'd be history
Am
I don't want you to hate me
C*
Don't make me do this, baby
G Cadd9
I wish you would cheat on me
G Cadd9
I wish you would cheat on me
