mushroom kingdom, you're a scary place there's a teacup copter with a scary clown face, oh poop. it's king koop. mushroom kingdom, you will probably die unless a hero comes to save your populi... of fungi. oh my! mario! busts out of a pipe! your savior has arrived! he'll save your extra life! mushroom kingdom, now you're castle's breached. koopa's gonna have your precious princess peach in reach. mushroom kingdom you are growing wild who will battle this redhead stepchild and win? (again.) it's him! yeah! mario! he gets mad superpowers from eating leaves and flowers and he can go for hours mario! grab that tail real tight! spin with all your might! and watch that douche take flight! mario!