This is the sound of the world's smallest violin I've seen worse than the worst trouble you've been in You're the greatest sufferer that almost never was born You've always been the object of ridicule and scorn You hold the title of champion stepchild Your father died in prison and your mother ran wild Maybe you should write a book on pieces of confetti Coz it makes even Shakespeare's plots seem meaningless and petty You've had it rough you've made it very clear That you don't give up you've persevered (no matter how severe) Please don't go on you're gonna make me cry You've got to be The most unfortunate guy Don't go on you're gonna make us cry The most unfortunate guy I've heard some sad luck stories, but yours tops the list And you lead the race for the world's unluckiest You wear that crown of thorns and sit upon that throne You rule a kingdom of despair and you do it all alone You have our sympathy our deepest regrets You hold the key, which unlocks misfortune's chest You're giving us the poor mouth what do you stand to gain You're soakin up the sun after selling us the rainThis is the sound of the world's smallest violin I've seen worse than the worst trouble you've been in You're the greatest sufferer that almost never was born You've always been the object of ridicule and scorn You hold the title of champion stepchild Your father died in prison and your mother ran wild Maybe you should write a book on pieces of confetti Coz it makes even Shakespeare's plots seem meaningless and petty You've had it rough you've made it very clear That you don't give up you've persevered (no matter how severe) Please don't go on you're gonna make me cry You've got to be The most unfortunate guy Don't go on you're gonna make us cry The most unfortunate guy I've heard some sad luck stories, but yours tops the list And you lead the race for the world's unluckiest You wear that crown of thorns and sit upon that throne You rule a kingdom of despair and you do it all alone You have our sympathy our deepest regrets You hold the key, which unlocks misfortune's chest You're giving us the poor mouth what do you stand to gain You're soakin up the sun after selling us the rain Este é o som de um pequeno violino do mundo Vi o pior dos piores problemas que você já teve Você é o maior sofredor que quase nunca nasceu Você sempre foi o alvo do ridículo e desdém Você mantém o título de enteado querido Seu pai morreu numa prisão e sua mãe se perdeu Talvez você pudesse escrever um livro nos pedaços de confete Porque isso faria até as tramas de Shakespeare parecem sem sentido e insignificantes Você o teve forte e deixou bem claro Que não desiste, você se resguarda (não importa o quão severo) Por favor não vá, vai me fazer chorar Você teve que ser O cara mais infeliz Não vai nos fazer chorar O cara mais infeliz Ouvi algumas histórias tristes, mas a suas estão no topo da lista E você liderou a corrida para os azarados do mundo Você usa aquela coroa de espinhos e sentou no trono Você governa um reino de desespero e faz isso sozinho Tem nossa simpatia e nossos mais profundos arrependimentos Você segura a chave que abre a caixa trancada de desgraça Está nos dando a pior fala, que te faz lucrar Está absorvendo o sol swpois de nos liquidar com chuva