Tom: Ab Am G Am G Woah, woah, woah, woah Am You were lyin' there with nothing on But a goofy little grin and a platinum blonde G Am I can't believe you'd do that on our bed I got a pistol and I got a bullet And a pissed off finger just'a itchin' to pull it G Am The only thing keepin' me from losin' my head [Refrão] C Am Is I hate stripes and orange ain't my color C And if I squeeze that trigger tonight G I'll be wearin' one or the other Am C There's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion F Am The only thing saving your life C G Am Is that I don't look good in orange and I hate stripes G Am G Woah, woah, woah Am I could fall in love with the prison guard I could sell cigarettes in the prison yard G Am Don't think hard time would be that hard on me Am I could pick up trash on the side of the road But I'd die if I saw someone I know G Am Ain't the chains, it's the clothes that's stoppin' me [Refrão] C Am Is I hate stripes and orange ain't my color C And if I squeeze that trigger tonight G I'll be wearin' one or the other Am C There's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion F Am The only thing saving your life C G Am Is that I don't look good in orange and I hate stripes [Ponte] C Am Oh, and one shot ain't worth a bad mugshot C God knows I wouldn't be caught holdin' up a number G While the whole town's starin' at the picture Am In the paper of me wearin' stripes [Solo] Am F C G [Refrão] Am C There's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion F Am The only thing saving your life C G Am Is that I don't look good in orange and I hate stripes F And orange ain't my color C And if I squeeze that trigger tonight G I'll be wearin' one or the other Am C There's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion F Am The only thing savin' your life C G Am Is that I don't look good in orange and I hate stripes