Tom: A
INTRO:
E|-------11-|-------11-|----11-16-15-13-13-11-|
B|-13-13----|-13-13----|-13-------------------|
G|----------|----------|----------------------|
D|----------|----------|----------------------|
A|----------|----------|----------------------|
E|----------|----------|----------------------|
E|------10-|------10-|------16-14-12-16-17-|
B|-12-14----|-12-14---|-12-14---------------|
G|----------|---------|---------------------|
D|----------|---------|---------------------|
A|----------|---------|---------------------|
E|----------|---------|---------------------|
VERSE:
N.C.
She's getting' hammered
E|------|
B|------|
G|------|
D|------|
A|-2-4--|
E|------|
D A
On Alabama slammers
D A
Three drinks ago, no
E E7
He wouldn't stand a chance
A
He's sipping' whiskey
D A
Feelin' confident and frisky
D A
Writes 'Slow Hand' on a twenty
E A
And slips it to the band
PD-C HORUS:
Bm B B7
By the end of the first verse they're out on the floor
E Bm7 E
By the end of the song they're out the door
CHORUS:
D A
Spirits are up inhibitions are down
E A
Same story's unfolding all over town
D
From the barroom to the bedroom
A F#m
The path's weathered and worn
E|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|-----------|
D|-2/4-2---0-|
A|-------4---|
E|-----------|
D A E A
This is how illegitimate children are born
VERSE:
N.C.
So it's his place or hers
E|------|
B|------|
G|------|
D|------|
A|-2-4--|
E|------|
D A
Whichever comes first
D A
They're all the way to second base
E A
In the back of the cab
PD-C HORUS:
Bm B B7
It's hard to resist that liquored up lust
E Bm7 E
And it's easy to think it might be love...
CHORUS:
D A
When spirits are up inhibitions are down
E A
Same story's unfolding all over town
D
From the barroom to the bedroom
A F#m
The path's weathered and worn
E|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|-----------|
D|-2/4-2---0-|
A|-------4---|
E|-----------|
D A E A
This is how illegitimate children are born
BDA K:
B B7
Strangers and slow songs
B7
Barstools and backeasts
E D
Lead to bottles and babies
A Bm
Ask cabbies and barkeeps
CHORUS:
D A
When spirits are up inhibitions are down
E A
Same story's unfolding all over town
D
From the barroom to the bedroom
A F#m
The path's weathered and worn
E|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|-----------|
D|-2/4-2---0-|
A|-------4---|
E|-----------|
D A E A
This is how illegitimate children are born
A
E|-----------0-|
B|---------2---|
G|-------2-----|
D|-----2-------|
A|---0---------|
E|-0-----------|
D A E A
Yeah, this is how illegitimate children are born
