Turkey Slappin'

Turkey Slappin'
1> I like meaty big plump birds 
That gobble down the lot 
They give good head especially when 
It's on the chopping block 

2> Pluck it's feathers make it smooth 
Spread cranberry sauce like sap 
Spread its legs for stuffing 
Make it tender with a slap 

CH> Wings are Flappin' 
Necks are Snappin' 
Turkey Slappin'