Hook Dick

Hook Dick
1> Grab your rod and grab your tackle 
The fish are biting mate 
Dazzel them with a shiny lure 
And watch them take the bate 

2> They're so wet and smelly 
Yet there fillets taste so sweet 
Pull out the hook and gut them, 
And the sea-weed you can eat 

CH> String on a stick, take your pick 
I catch more fish with my hook dick.