This is a story Sad but true About our landlord Cashing in our dues. Counting all his bucks Greedy as can be Holes in his pockets But his asshole full of money Chorus You bastard Greedy fool You bastard Fuck you! Crawling in the mud A fat old hairy butt Nothing else to do Than innocent bands to screw Check out for his wife Even worse she`s still alive Our hero starts to stutter When she rises from the gutter Chorus Fuckin` shit ass! Bridge Give us just our money back We just want our money back We don`t have the time to wait We must pay our rent! We`re no yuppies We`re not rich We only want to live! Give us just our money back We just want our money back We don`t fit your luxury And live ourself in misery You`re a bastard That`s so true And we`re so sick of you This is a story Sad but true About our landlord Cashing in our dues. Counting all his bucks Greedy as can be Holes in his pockets But his asshole full of money Chorus Fuckin` shit ass! Chorus Fuckin` shit ass!