Another creature dwells down here, the one certainly to fear He stays below both day and night; Never does he see the light Long ago he used to do the show But his fragile mind degraded with time Slipping under, never to return A glance over his shoulder, then he was gone Now he's become the Resident Leper Nothing left but a decrepit cretin Stalking the tunnels with voracious hunger Leprous, lecherous, down in his lair it's treacherous