Tom: E [Intro] E A B E A B E Well I got up this morning I rolled out of bed A I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head B Checked out my mail there was letter that read it said E Love for sale, love for sale E I picked up the phone I called everyone I could A I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book B You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook E Love for sale, love for sale A Send up a signal throw me a line E Somebody explain this funny Valentine A It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime B Bein step from crazy and two steps behind E I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set A I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet B I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet E Love for sale, love for sale [Solo] E A B E A E A B E A E We've been living together 3 years, A 2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers who says B You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears E Love for sale, love for sale E I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see A My old lady she played this joke on me B I never looked where I forgot it would be there was E Love for sale, love for sale