Tom: G
G C G C
Every day's a hassle when you never sleep at night.
Em D E Am
Tossing and turning and shaking uncomfortably.
G C
But today's the fucking weekend
G C
So we're sleeping until five.
Em D E Am
Wake up and lock the door and burn off calories.
Em Eb
Never let go when you talk to me.
D A
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep.
G C
But that's just what I wanted
G C
And I swear that's what I needed,
D G
My busy day of sleeping in.
G C G C
Cut power to the cell phones, automate all replies
Em D E Am
Pass out on couches, put wings in the microwave.
G C G C
Open up a bottle, it'll beep when they are done.
Em D E Am
I heard it beep. Fuck it, man. Let's have another one.
Em Eb
Do you have a prob if I drink some more?
D A
You don't have a problem. Let's both drink some more.
G C
'Cause this is all I needed, yeah
G C
Alcohol and coffee
D G
My busy day of sleeping in.
Em Eb D A
They're all mindless sheep, oh yeah
G Ab A
Let's kick everyone else's ass and teeth
D Eb
Right in
Em Eb D A
Nails right through their feet, oh yeah
G A D C
The world cannot move now, let's go back to sleep.
G C G C
When we rejoin the public, we'll laugh at everyone.
Em D E Am
Chumps who celebrate four-month anniversaries.
G C G C
They're all fucking suckers, I'm done with everyone.
Em D E Am
'Cause I finally found someone who's antisocial with me.
Em Eb
Never let go when you talk to me.
D A
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep.
G C
Everyone can die now,
G C
'cause I found you and you're perfect.
D G
My busy day of sleeping in.
