We can’t forget 3,000 lives We got the flag to prove it We got the sticker and the bracelet We got a list of specials and we set the DVR so we won’t miss it We waste no time I got the fever for a feature A new target for a campaign speech And a couple cents off at the pump tonight You want the action hit of the summer Where Nick Cage really learns something Or the made-for-TV suspense-thriller Where the pimp from Taxi Driver is attacking Clinton’s credibility? Or how about some amateur footage of southern Virginians crying to the camera And shopping at Rite-Aid, buying flags to translate what they gotta prove on this year’s anniversary We’re mourning the loss, oh what can you do But make the evening news logo red white and blue? I got the fever for a feature A new target for a campaign speech And another moot point on the floor tonight I got the fever for a feature A holiday for a high school teacher And a couple cents off at the pump tonight