Tom: Cm Dm G C F Concentration Camps beauty Queens Dm G C F TV Dating, the American Dream Dm G C F So romantic when I can't stay clean Cm Bb Gm F E My favorite makeup is getting hard to find but I don't mind Dm G C F My hair is greasy but my vision's clear Dm G C F I know exactly what's happening here Cm Bb Gm F These fascist parasites have crawled into my head E A And I'm stuck in bed F Home sweet home [Chorus] Bb F I've got carpet on my floor Bb F And a gun by every door Bb Db F And I am free, I'm free to live my life in constant fear Bb F I got food in my garage Bb F My garage is very large Bb Db N.C. My kingdom, my kingdom will survive a thousand years N.C. You know [Verse 2] Dm G C F Ironic distance isn't very far Dm G C F This rifle has a range of 2 thousand yards Dm G C F When I shot him I didn't hear the bullet fly Cm Bb Gm F E Is it ironic that his death is televised, he still died N.C. I close my eyes Dm G C F It's hard to protest when you're so confused Dm G C F This gun won't talk to me, so what's the use Cm Bb Gm F And the pain is relative if your relatives survive E I still got mine A F How did you find me? [Chorus] Bb F I've got carpet on my floor Bb F And a gun by every door Bb Db F And I am free, I'm free to live my life in constant fear Bb F I got food in my garage Bb F My garage is very large Bb Db N.C. My kingdom, my kingdom will survive a thousand years [Verse 3] Dm G C F And if virtue is it's own reward Cm May all the righteous always Ab Bb Make it one Eb Ab Eb And I'm ready for my scene Ab Eb And I'm such a drama queen Ab B Db Hey director, start the smoke and cue the laughter, now it's time to kill the actors Db Come on!