Tom: G G G/F# Em D C C/B Am Am/G My name's in the paper where I took the boy scouts to hike D G G/F# Em D My hands're all dirty from working on my little boy's bike G G/F# Em D C C/B Am Am/G The preacher came by and I talked for a minute with him D G My wife's in the kitchen and Margie's at the Lincoln Park Inn Em C G And I know why she's there I've been there before A D But I made a promise that I wouldn't cheat anymore G G/F# Em D C C/B Am Am/G I tried to ignore it but I know she's in there my friend D G My mind's on a number and Margie's at the Lincoln Park Inn G G/F# Em D C C/B Am Am/G Next Sunday it's my turn to speak to the young people's class D G G/F# Em D They expect answers to all of the questions they ask G G/F# Em D C C/B Am Am/G What would they say if I spoke of the modern day sins D G And all of the Margies at all of the Lincoln Park Inns Key Change to A A A/G# F#m F#m/A D D/C# D/B D/A The bike is all fixed and my little boy's in bed asleep E A His little old puppy is curled in a ball at my feet A A/G# F#m F#m/A D My wife's baking cookies to feed to the Bridge Club again E D I'm almost out of cigarettes and Margie's at the Lincoln Park Inn