Snails is all goopy My dog's name is snoopy My girlfriend she left me And that is o.k. But I wish I was a tree I'd know exactly what to say Frog's are all spooky And I don't know dookie The world is so kooky And scary to me I wish I was a tree Then I'd know exactly just who I should be Tree just do their thing They like to dress up in the spring Trees just do their thing When the wind blows they sing Trees they don't worry They're never in a hurry Trees know know what not to say And they chill in the sun all day Lizard's is lazy My girlfriend is crazy About my best friend now But hey it's o.k. I wish I was a tree Then I'd know exactly what to say