I'm gonna tell a story and it goes like this Living my life and it was full of bliss I did not have a problem that I could not handle I kept my life nice and tidy like the home of Tony Randle Then one day it was the month of May And I was kicking back a forty at the dock of the bay I saw this girl I took a look and did a double I should've known right then the girl was trouble To make a long story short and not too boring Things got out of hand yes things got quite deploring I guess I fell in love see I asked her if she'd see me She said you may but only if you pamper spoil and feed me I said here take my money she did and things were sunny Until it all ran out and then she said I'll see you honey Now I'm a broken man my confidence but rubble Take it from me the girl's trouble I'm talking about styling Staysha Brown The funkiest booty in town Styling Staysha Brown the best disco dancer for miles around I tried to call her on the phone I couldn't leave her alone She had a big big brother who said he'd break all my bones It didn't matter to me I knew eventually she'd see her big mistake And come running back to me Now I know better then I couldn't forget her I asked her for an answer and she wrote me a letter Saying it's over forever I hate to burst your bubble P.s. I found another man she's trouble Trouble in the morning trouble at night Trouble all around me now I don't feel right Trouble when I'm breathing when I open my eyes Trouble all around me ain't no big surprise She's twenty tons of trouble in a ten ton truck The day I ran into her I guess I ran out of luck I'm gonna step right back baby right back on the double Take it from me the girls trouble Trouble all around me trouble just surrounds me I need an anti trouble trouble suit are trouble's gonna drown me