Tom: G G C G Em Don't you ever let a chance go by O Lord C D G Don't you ever let a chance go by [Spoken] G C 'Cause up in Newcastle they have very strange mating habits D All the young women of Newcastle walk down the main street, G C Which is called Hunter Street (for reasons which will become obvious later on in the song) D And all the young men of Newcastle drive down Hunter Street D In their hot FJ Holdens with chrome-plated grease nipples and double reverse overhead twin cam door handles G Sitting eight abreast in the front seat C And they would lean out the window D And say real cool things to the sheilas on the footpath G Like uhhh.... 'G'day' C And every now and then of course one of the young ladies thinks to herself D 'Ooooer' she thinks, 'ooooer' [Chorus] G C G Em Don't you ever let a chance go by O Lord C D G Don't you ever let a chance go by G C G Em Don't you ever let a chance go by O Lord C D G Don't you ever let a chance go by [Spoken] G C Anyway there was this mob of blokes driving down Hunter Street D In the front seat of their hot FJ with chrome-plated grease nipples and twin overhead foxtails And the cooolest of them all - who got to sit near the window Was young Normie G They pulled up outside the Parthenon milkbar C And standing outside the Parthenon was this beautiful looking sheila D 'Oooohh'....'Oooooohh'.... said young Normie who'd come top in his class in English D D 'Ooooohh'... he said D So he leaned out the window and he said real, real suave like, he said... G 'Uh, G'day' C D This nine foot tall Hells Angel came out of the Parthenon milkbar D He looked at Norm and said 'Oh what are ya!' G Norm said 'What are you?' C D The bloke on the footpath said 'Do you wanna go do ya mate, eh' D G Norm said 'yeah, do you wanna go, mate?' G The bloke on the footpath said, 'Yeah, I'll have a go' C Norm said, 'Do you know who ya pickin'' D The bloke on the footpath said, 'No...who am I pickin'' G Norm said, 'You find out!' D G And all of a sudden there was a break in the traffic C D And as any young Newcastle lad knows, when you are getting monstered by a D nine foot tall Hells Angel, and there's a break in the traffic.... [Chorus] G C G Em Don't you ever let a chance go by O Lord C D G Don't you ever let a chance go by G C G Em Don't you ever let a chance go by O Lord C D G Don't you ever let a chance go by G C G Em Don't you ever let a chance go by O Lord C D G Don't you ever let a chance go by G C G Em Don't you ever let a chance go by O Lord C D G Don't you ever let a chance go by