Tom: F#m Intro in B E|----------------------| -------------------- B|----------------------| -------------------- G|----------------------| -------------------- D|----------------------| -------------------- A|--2---5---2-----------| -------2---5---2---- 3 times E|---------------5------| --2--5------------5- Tab in the E chord proceeded by B E|--------------/--------------/-------| B|--------------/--------------/-------| G|--------------/--------------/-------| D|-4--3--2---0--/-------0---1--/--2----| A|--------------/-2---4--------/-------| E|--------------/--------------/-------| After lines 5 & 7 E|-----7------------------------------------------------------| B|-8/9-----10x-----------------------------------------------| G|----------------7| bend--up--to--8-------------------------- D|------------------------------------9----------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------| Now for the anticipated chords and lyrics [B]Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee They're throwing knives into the trees Two big bags of dead mans bones Got their noses to the grindstones [E]Living in the land of Nod [B]Trusting their fate to the hands of God [E]They pass by so silently [B]Tweedle Dum and tweedle Dee Well they are going to the country they're going to retire They're taking a street car named desire Looking at the window with a pecan pie Lots of thingd they'd like they'd never buy Neither one want to turn and run And making a voyage to the sun his masters voice is calling me Said tweedle dum to tweedle dee Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum All that and more and then some They walk among the stately trees They know the secrets of the breeze Tweedle dee said to tweedle dum Your presence is obnoxious to me Feel like a baby sitting on a womans knee Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee Well the rains beating down on a window pane I've got love for you and its all in vain Brains in a pot, They're beginning to boil They're dripping with Garlic and Olive Oil Tweedle Dums on his hands and knees Saying Throw me something mister, please Whats good for you is good for me Said Tweedle Dum to Tweedle Dee Well they're living in a happy harmony Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee They're one day older and one day short They got a paid permit and a police escort They're lying low and They're making hay They seem determined to go all the way They run a brick and tile company Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee Well a childish dream is a deathless need And a noble truth is a sacred creed My pretty baby shes looking around Shes wearing a multi thousand dollar gown Tweedle Dee is a low down sorry old man Tweedle Dum he'll stab you where you stand I've had too much of your company Said Tweedle Dum to Tweedle Dee