Baby I got the whiskey: And you got the gin Let's both baby drink: And get drunk again Hey whiskey: Uh what you say gin Let's both baby drink: And get drunk again It don't make me no difference: How drunk you may be Since you don't hold back baby: Honey in loving me Hey I got the washboard: And you got the tub Let's put them together: Baby and we'll rub‑a‑dub‑dub Hey washboard: What you say tub Let's put them together: Baby and we'll rub‑a‑dub‑dub It don't make me no difference: How tired you may be Since you don't hold back baby: Honey in rubbing with me