Tom: D
D A
My dog's stomach was very upset,
D A
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
D A
And on our way to the vet,
D A D
I killed a cat.
D A D
I said isn't that ironic?
D A
I adopted a child from over seas,
D A
to rescue him from child labor factories,
D A D A D
And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
D A D
isn't that ironic
D G D A
I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
D G
A water-park is burnt to the ground,
D A
And a toe-truck has broken down.
D A
I always use to cry when I laughed,
D D G D A
and then I was malested by a clown.
D A D
Isn't that ironic?
