Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand
(And then he)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself
While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwell on the past
(And then he)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself
(And then he)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself (well, he's a modern retard)
He's pleased with himself (he's terminal lard)
He's so pleased with himself (he's an affable man with a carotene tan)
He's pleased with himself ('cause Colin Zeal's ill)
He's pleased with himself (Colin Zeal's ill)
He's so pleased with himself (Colin Zeal's ill)
He's Colin Zeal and he knows
Colin Zeal sabe o valor do apelo de massa
Ele é um pedestre andarilho, ele é um orador público
Ele é um homem afável com um plano plausível
Mantém seus olhos nos noticiários, mantém seu futuro nas mãos
E então ele
Olha para o seu relógio, ele está no tempo mais uma vez
Ele está satisfeito consigo mesmo, tão satisfeito consigo mesmo, ele está
satisfeito consigo mesmo
Enquanto está sentado no trânsito, Colin pensa incosciente
Ele é um armário imaculado, ele é o agressor comum
Ele é um retardado moderno apaixonado por explosão de bombas
Mantém seus olhos nos noticiários, nunca habita no passado
E então ele
Ele é um retardado moderno, ele é uma lata de banha
Ele é um homem afável com um bronzeado caroteno porque
essa é a doença de Colin Zeal.
