Hold still, my sweet I'm trying to measure the space between your molar and your jaw This caliper– no cause for fear No, it, It doesn't hurt It only helps me measure how much skin you have Oh and the top most layer of fat But I won't make an insicion 'til you're nice and numb Oh and laughing gas can be so much fun! Please don't doubt my decision This will be oooo! This will be aaaaa! This will be absolutely weee! This will be nice! This will be neat! And bring you closer to me! So don't you squirm Don't you fret I'm not going to hurt you Yet! I just feel the need to be gettin a little of you A lot of blood letting I know the sensation your probably dreading For cutting you up will be so refreshing for me! Refreshing for me! No, don't don't you cry And don't call Miriam She's my alibi Oh let me check your toes out Aren't your toenails cute? And red is such a lovely color on you! But you wont be needing those! When you got no knees, or shins, or pinky fingers, or arteries! So hold still I'll be moved No, and don't fight back! I think you'll find you're missing the point with that That's enough out of you! This will be oooo! This will be aaaaa! This will be absolutely weee! This will be nice! This will be neat! And bring you closer to me! So don't you squirm Don't you fret I'm not going to hurt you Yet! I just feel the need to be gettin' a little of you! A lot of blood letting I know the sensation your probably dreading But cutting you up will be so refreshing for me! Refreshing for me! Well once upon a time that's where the clock begins And right after the end Well, that's right where the plot thins And I've got no angel to keep me in line! So I'm taking your narrative and I'm making it mine! 'Cuz I'm all out of hurt, you You used up all I got So I'm chopping you up And still coming up squat! If I wanted to bleed I'd just roll up my sleeves And saw And saw And saw And saw And saw And saw And saw it Saw it! Saw it! This will be oooo! This will be aaaaa! This will be absolutely weee! This will be nice! This will be neat! And bring you closer to me! So don't you squirm Don't you fret I'm not going to hurt you No, no, no, no not YET! I-I-I-I just feel the need to be gettin a little of you A lot of blood letting I know the sensation your probably dreading But there's one thing you're forgetting There's nothing like the thrill of shredding a mess There's no war No dogs beheading in cutting you up Cutting you up! Cutting you up is going to be so refreshing for me! Refreshing for me Refreshing for me