Tom: D Intro/Chorus Riff G > Bm > Em > G > Bm > Em > D [Verse] G Leaned over and gave her a kiss, G She blew up in my face D I didn't even know her name, D Outside the party was dark and cloudy G Smoke was pouring out of the kitchen G I was thinking bout the price of admission D Waitin' for the knock on the door D Feelin like I'd been there before G Teddy stood up from the couch and said G "Maria's killing me, D You oughta see her dressed in body black leather, D She's a Goddamned cat in heat. G She's the meanest, saddest girl G This whole town is ever sighed about D Only comes out at night D Fallen angel under the streetlight G Crooked straight, she's filthy innocent G I'd rather cut myself than forget about her" G Oh, the sky had fallen G There was no doubt about it D Fat crippled lady in the room upstairs D Practicing her banjo. G Preacher in the room downstairs G Putting on his midnight mascara D There's a fag bar opening downtown D His rooms are sharp and yellow G Everybody's waiting to find the last drink G The last word to say D The last place to go D The end of the show