Tom: F#m
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Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie
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I've brought you a letter - speedy delivery
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Well Mr. McFeelie, if there's postage due
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You can go fuck yourself like captain Kangaroo
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I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
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But in the end I still have no friends
[Chorus]
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Do, do, do...
A5 E5 (x4)
[Verse]
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Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
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Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter
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I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
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Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman?
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I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
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But in the end I still have no friends
[Chorus]
A5 E5 (x4)
Do, do, do...
[Verse]
A5 B5 C#5 E5*
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
A5 B5 E5* B5
But in the end you still have no friends
A5 B5 C#5 E5*
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
A5 B5 E5* B5
But in the end you still have no friends
[Chorus]
A5 E5
Do, do, do... (x2)
[Bridge]
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You are my best friend too
D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
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Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
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And rock out to old school Duran Duran
[Verse]
A5
Your best friend is you
E5
I'm my best friend too
D5 D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
A5 E5
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
D5* B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
[Outro]
A5
Your best friend is you
E5
I'm my best friend too
D5 D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
A5 E5
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
D5* B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
A5
Your best friend is you
E5
I'm my best friend too
D5 D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
A5 E5
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
D5* B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
