Tom: Am
F
Times New Roman you know the type
G
Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
Am
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
F
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
G
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Am
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
F
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
G
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
Am
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
F
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
G
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
Am
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee
F G Am
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
F
Mama said talk this out and resolve
G
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Am
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
F
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
G
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
Am
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
F
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
G
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
Am
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
F
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
G
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Am
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone
(chorus)
F G Am
Right turn Clyde (repeat as long as it takes)
