J.R.R. Tolkien

Who wrote the Hobbit, Two Towers and Return of the King? 
J.R.R. Tolkein! 
Who wants Rankin/Bass's ass in a sling? 
J.R.R. Tolkein! 
The only fantasy I'd ever read to my children 
But not The Simarillion! 
Who wants to kill Ralph Bakshi for the Lord of the Rings? 
J.R.R. Tolkein!