Run For Your Life

You're standing at the laundry 
Looking over the fence 
Suddenly you see it 
And you get the fidgets 
You peep up and down the street 
If there is something watchin' you 
But nobody knows 
What you're going to do 

You're crazy to get this ladies knickers 
But the catch is that the man shows up 
Cocked ears on tiptoe, scowlin' at you 
He might turn out to be a cop 

Run for your life 

You're standing at the laundry 
Looking over the fence 
You're eyes cannot detach 
From this ladies pants 
Suddenly you're jumpin' over the hedge 
Pullin' down the slip from the line 
You had such a great desire to get them 
So how can this be crime 

You're crazy to get this ladies knickers 
Now you hold them in your hands 
So turn to run before the cop with the obscene leer 
Realize his competence 

Run for your life