As i was a young girl i had no fuckin' penny And i knew that heaven would drop no money What should i do so young and pretty I slayed my granny with the brolly Gran's doggy barked as i took the money That's how life is anyway Money rules the world So i bought things that made me happy Looking for a man who gan give gratuties One pretty day i met dave He knew his way evry safe We had no fuckin' penny so we took from those who had Money rules the world As i was a young girl i had no fuckin' penny And i knew that heaven would drop no money What should i do - i didn't worry 'cause some day we'll all get buried So i bought tickets for a race to hell Money rules the world