A millionaire, I'm a Young Money millionaire Tougher than nigerian hair My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair I'm a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed Through the pencil, and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind ‘Cause I don't write shit, ‘cause I ain't got time ‘Cause my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar And the almighty power of that ch-cha-cha-chopper Sister, brother, son, daughter, father; mother-fuck a copper And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? A million here, a million there Sicilian bitch with long hair, with coke in her derriere Like smoking the thinnest air I open the Lamborghini, I'm hopin' them crackers see me Like: Look at that bastard Weezy! That's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is call ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Motherfucker, I'm ill Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Motherfucker, I'm ill Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah A milli, a milli, a milli, a milli, a milli A milli, a milli, a milli, a milli, a milli A milli, a milli, a milli, a milli, a milli And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you still act like you're in freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? (What's my age again?) That's about the time that she broke up with me (Please stay with me) No one should take themselves so seriously (Please stay with me) With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I never wanna act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? I'm ill Motherfucker I'm ill Motherfucker I'm ill Motherfucker I'm ill What's my age again?