Tom: B
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A|--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E|-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E|--4--4--4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
And I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad’ll suck me off
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A|--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E|-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
It’s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
It’s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E|--4--4--4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|
And he shit shit shit his pants
He’s always fuckin shittin his pants
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
And I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad’ll suck me off
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again
