Tom: B E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| D|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| A|--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| E|-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------| It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| A|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| E|--4--4| ?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------| And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| And I?ll never talk to you again Unless your dad?ll suck me off E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------| I?ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I?ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| I?ll never talk to you again I?ll never talk to you again E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| D|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| A|--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| E|-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------| It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| A|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| E|--4--4| ?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------| And he shit shit shit his pants He?s always fuckin shittin his pants E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| And I?ll never talk to you again Unless your dad?ll suck me off E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------| I?ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I?ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------| D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------| A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------| E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| I?ll never talk to you again I?ll never talk to you again And that's that. That's the whole song, 100 percent correct. Send any comments, suggestions and or large sums of money to kingoftheeskimos@silverchair.org. Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck.