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Happy Holidays You Bastard

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Tom: B

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B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A|--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E|-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents

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B|--------------------------------------------------|
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D|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E|--4--4| ?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts

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B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
And I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad?ll suck me off

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B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I?ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock

E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
I?ll never talk to you again

E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A|--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E|-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs

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B|--------------------------------------------------|
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D|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A|--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E|--4--4| ?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|
And he shit shit shit his pants
He?s always fuckin shittin his pants

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B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
And I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad?ll suck me off

E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I?ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock

E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------|
D|--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------|
A|--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------|
E|---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
I?ll never talk to you again

And that's that. That's the whole song, 100 percent correct.
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