Listen folks: To my moan I'm going to tell you: About sally jones I'm a man: Play one gal And that's: My loving sal She stepped out: I could see He tried: To two‑time me So I thought: That I'd found out What this man: All about He was tall: He was thin Drinks???: But *sips her* gin Thought I'd catch her: When I walked in Find her: Loving my brother jim He pulled out a gun: Said she was through I'm going: To chicago you He started to shoot: The gun wouldn't go I said that's all: I want to know We got married: Had a baby lamb But that baby: Looked like her iceman When the rooster saw the eggs: And they was red He walked across the road: And knocked the peacock Dead She's gone away: Boys and I'm glad Making: Another poor fool sad Six men are in jail: Faces to the wall But that gal: Was the cause of it all