Tom: A A7 D7 A7 E7 A7 D7 A7 E7 A7 [Refrain] A7 I ain't got no dental floss D7 Never seen an albatross A7 Never been to Waikiki E7 Been as poor as poor can be A7 Get my clothes at Goodwill stores D7 Never do have to lock my doors A7 I ain't got no doors to lock E7 A7 But that's alright with me (bohm bohn bo bohnnn) [Verse] A7 Can't pay my dues in one lump sum D7 Tweedle de-de, tweedle de-dum A7 E7 Cause you don't think I seen enough bad times to qualify A7 I don't get no 'lectric bills D7 Think too much but thinkin' fills A7 The long lonely, lonely nights E7 A7 Never seems no love around (do do dah bohn bo bohnnn) [Instrumental] A7 D7 A7 E7 A7 D7 A7 E7 A7 [Verse] A7 The seasons come the seasons go D7 The cards they fall the dice they roll A7 E7 Wish somebody'd come and roll my stone away A7 Turn around and now is then D7 I wonder why I wonder when A7 E7 A7 Guess I shouldn't worry guess I shouldn't worry so (ba dohn er rohn er bohnnn) [Verse] A7 I ain't got no bankin' plan D7 Wake up with a shaking hand A7 E7 Wish I could I know I can go on A7 The games you play don't bother me D7 I only know what I can see A7 E7 And I can see that I'll be gone a long time (bahn bahm) [Refrain] A7 I ain't got no dental floss D7 Never ever seen an albatross A7 Never been to Waikiki E7 Been as poor as poor can be A7 Get my clothes at Goodwill stores D7 Never do have to lock my doors A7 I ain't got no doors to lock E7 A7 But that's alright with me (bah dohn er rohn er bohn bohn bohnn)