Tom: G
Am Em
What a rare occasion
Bm C G
Dinner alone was a crime
Am Em
Until a strange sensation
Bm C G
When I asked if I could be your guy
Am Em
I never said it'd be easy
Bm C G
I'm the last man I'd ever date
Am Em
Always tired, lacking desire
Bm C G
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
G Am Em Bm C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G Am Em Bm C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G Am Em Bm C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
Am Em
Living can be simple
Bm C G
If you try your best to never try
Am Em
What a lucky devil
Bm C G
Who reaps but never does his time
Am Em
And everybody's happy
Bm C G
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
Am Em
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
Bm C G
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
G Am Em Bm C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G Am Em Bm C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G Am Em Bm C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
D Em
January has come
C Bm
But I wish he'd knock
C G D Em C
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
D Em
And put it all on red
C Bm
And crawl back into bed
C G D
Find a series brainlessly easy
Em C
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
D Em
Melt away in sheets
C Bm
Warm from all the sweat
C G D
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
Em C
And sore from a night of regret
C D
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
G Am Em Bm C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G Am Em Bm C
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G Am Em Bm C G Am Em
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
Bm C G Am Em
Catatonic skinbag,
Bm C
catatonic skinbag
