Only regret Not having regrets A boy with spindly legs Trapped in his backyard You live, you learn He's not learned enough A boy at the blackboard Solves outside the rules A cheater, a lie He skipped all the steps A boy with faultless past A conscience so pristine How nice, so clean A child 'til the end You almost had them fooled You almost passed for man Born and bred on air conditioning Sterile home and pesticides While his neighbors Earned their grass stains He was safely locked inside Pounding fists into the pavement Begging for the same mistakes Longing for the long forgotten Even so much longer lost Big Sid was just a brainless snake And I know there's not a gator living In the Cummings lake But still the story stays Legends still remain Not all are born to make front page And even if the world's A great big pseudo theater stage Who has time for plays? Who'd care anyways? Legend, yeah right Footnote, not quite Blink and you've missed him Antithesis of sin Managed no scratch No scars attached He knows it makes no sense A yearn for some regret I know this makes no sense The need for some regret Trail caution through the cracks A soft and riskless track Big Sid was just a snake Big Sid was just a snake Big Sid was just a snake But they still know his name There's nothing in that lake There's nothing in that lake There's nothing in that lake And some are still afraid Big Sid was just a brainless snake And I know there's not a gator Living in the Cummings lake But still the story stays Legends still remain Not all are born to make front page And even if the world's A great big pseudo theater stage Who has time for plays? Who'd care anyways? They say you live and then you learn But I've managed to learn Nothing and I offer ever less A speech with nothing said A book that's never read And yes I know this makes no sense Jealous of the things most would Like to forget or recompense But try these baby shoes And feel what it's Like to have everything to lose