Tom: G
D G F G F G
[Verse]
G F G
Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
F G
Jesus was a black man, no, Jesus was Batman, no that was Bruce Wayne
[Chorus]
D C D C
Who's got the biggest, who's got the biggest, who's got the biggest brain?
D C D C
For a year I did bang her and Dennis did fuck all, he'll surface again
[Verse]
G F G
Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
F G F G
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
[Verse]
G F G
He was never a sad man or so-called mean bad man, oh that's just down to the strain
F G
Well, he hand out fish man, with his centre-parted sun tan, then cured all the lame
[Chorus]
D C D C
Who's got the biggest, who's got the biggest, who's got the bestest brain?
D C D C
Jesus was a black man, no Jesus was Batman, no that was Bruce Wayne
[Verse]
G F G
Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
F G
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
[Instrumental Verse]
G F G G F G
[Bridge]
NC G F G G F G
(Spoken) We lead double lives: We deal in sex and beautiful women. Contemplating…
[Instrumental Verse]
G F G G F G
[Verse]
G F G
Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
F G
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
[Instrumental Verse]
G F G G F G
