He loved her He chopped off his left arm (The good one) And sent it to her with a box of chocolates She ate the chocolates and watched t.v He blew his brains out Picked them up Shoved them back upside his head Made breakfast, ate, and tried again With a renewed vigor And enthusiasm not seen by many Ele a amava Ele arrancou o braço esquerdo (O braço bom) E enviou pra ela com uma caixa de bombons Ela comeu os bombons e assistiu t.v. Ele estourou os miolos Catou tudo Enfiou de volta na cabeça Fez o café da manha, comeu, e tentou de novo Com um vigor renovado E entusiasmo nunca visto antes