She wakes me up too early She keeps me up too late When she says we'll leave at seven Then I know we'll leave at eight There's lipstick on my toothbrush Laundry on the stairs No one ever told the girl That socks were made in pairs I have tried and tried to tell her That she's doing it wrong If she keeps it up Someday I'll be gone But packin' up would be a waste of time 'Cause I know she'd change my mind The car is always dirty The checkbooks overdrawn She's got me spending weekends Planting flowers on the lawn She says I never call her When she's sittin' home alone But everytime I call her She is talkin' on the phone She's the only one who cares about the heart of this man She's the only one who really understands I could think of ways of leaving her behind But I know she'd change my mind Change my mind But she's all I All I ever wanted out of life She's softer than a baby She's pure as driven snow The smartest thing I've ever done Was tell the girl hello She's a devil and an angel And everything between She's more beautiful at thirty Than she was at seventeen I come home from work it's late She's already in bed So I place that pillow Underneath my head And I think I'm gonna get some sleep tonight But I know she'll change my mind Change my mind I know she'll change my mind Change my mind